One Line Jokes

The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity!! Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! Opinions are like assholes everyone has one!! A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. People can be divided into three groups - those who can count and those who can't count. You can't buy love... but you pay heavily for it. The 50-50-90 rule:...

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Tension

The Moment you are in Tension You will lose your Attention Then you are in total Confusion And you will feel Irritation Then you will spoil personal Relation Ultimately, you won't get Co - Operation Then you will make things full of Complication Then your blood pressure may raise Caution And you may have to take Medication Instead, try to understand the Situation And try to think of a Solution Many problems will be solved by Discussion This will work out better for your Profession Don't think it's my free Suggestion It's only for your Prevention If you understand my Intention You will never come across Tension - Bill...

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